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Do these books work

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Testimonials

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About the Books

This parody book pair will rack your brain, melt your heart, and slap you in the face. Geared toward college student, the ideas in these books can certainly be applied to those of the older – or ancient generation.

You will laugh, you may cry, and most of all get a reality check. These books are not for the faint of heart. Offensive material is evident, and children under the age of 14 shouldn't read these without appropriate consent from adults. Yea, like they read anyway.

Testimonials

"Without these guides, I'd still be living in my parent's basement playing World of Warcraft for days at a time. Maybe there's girls on the internet"
–Michael Caruso

"My six figure paycheck sure has the ladies begging for more… money that is. But, she looks good, and I get to see her naked."
–William Henson

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